~Raven Outdoor Consultant Sdn Bhd~

Got this from a friend thru e-mail… Its funny and most importantly its very true in our daily lives… Even i can’t deny it myself…  Enjoy it…

Raven

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in

New York City

, where a

woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the

store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may

choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a

woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop-

dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-

dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic

streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the

sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that

women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you

exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who

can handle the truth!

Remember Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

You have to learn to be grateful for what you have .

When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.

REAL-LIFE STRANGE ENCOUNTER IN HOSPITAL

There was this case in this Hospital’s Intensive Care Ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings, regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. Why the death, at that same bed, on Fridays? So the doctors decide to go down to that particular Ward to investigate the cause of the incidents….

Come Friday morning, everyone at the Hospital Ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again.

The new unknowing patient laid there….

Some Doctors holding Wooden Crosses, Prayer Books and other Holy objects to ward off evil… waiting… the patient was resting still.

Then

8am

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8:30am

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Just before the ‘cursed’ time… the door to the Ward swung open…

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Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner.

Hahah… got this from a friend and find it funny so sharing it now with all my friends here…

Raven